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femslash_fluffTitle: Utter Nunsense
Author: Ann
Fandom: Law and Order SVU
Fandom: Law and Order SVU
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ralst’s A State of Undress Fic-a-thon
ralst’s A State of Undress Fic-a-thonChallenge: Olivia Benson/New York
Disclaimer: No ownership, simply fluff
“Psst, Olivia? Are you in here?” A male voice whispered into the seemingly empty room.
It seemed there are zippers, snaps, and even Velcro that had to be undone, and Olivia was very relieved when the two finally removed the last piece of clothing and she was comfortably dressed in her tank top and boxers.
“Yes, Elliott, I’m here, but the better question would be why are you here?” Olivia sarcastically replied to her partner from the middle stall of the women’s restroom.
Stepping inside, Elliott slowly made his way into the room and came to a stop just outside the closed door.
Seeing a pair of men’s dress shoes from her seated position, Olivia reflexively crossed her arms over her chest and pressed her knees tightly together.
“Elliott! I’m busy at the moment. Can you come back later, or better yet, can you wait outside until I’m finished in here?” Olivia protested in a loud whisper.
Looking left and right to be certain no one else had magically appeared, Elliott quietly responded, “It’s about Alex.”
The sound of a flushing toilet echoed in the room, and a half dressed Olivia flew through the door knocking Elliott ass over teakettle. She quickly tucked her shirt in and zipped up her pants before offering any assistance to her partner who had already managed to remove himself from the tile floor.
“What about Alex?” Olivia asked in concern as Elliott went through the motion of brushing off the back of his pants with both hands.
“Not here. Let’s go over to the park across the street,” Elliott insisted as he ushered his worried partner out of the ladies room amid whistles and cat calls from their fellow officers.
The two detectives exited the building and quickly made their way to the other side of the street. Olivia headed straight for the empty merry-go-round where she took a seat on its edge, and clasping her hands together to stop the slight tremor, she looked up at her partner and impatiently waited for information about her lover, but the only sound she heard was that of a passing car.
“What the hell is going on, Elliott?” Olivia blurted when the other detective didn’t immediately offer any explanation.
“Agent Hammond called and said something is going down in the next couple of days involving Valez. He believes it will put an end to the problem permanently, and Alex will be able to come home for good,” Elliott softly informed his fidgety partner.
Upon hearing the wonderful news, Olivia immediately jumped from her perch and hugged Elliott in joy. That is until he whispered some additional information in her ear.
“Hammond wants to keep Alex close. He believes she will be safer in the city than anywhere else.”
Letting go of her partner, Olivia shouted as loudly as one possibly could in a whispered voice, “What? That’s crazy. How can she be safe in the same city where all the action is going to take place?”
Smiling, Elliott answered, “That’s where you come in.”
He put his arm around his partner and escorted her back to the station as he revealed Hammond’s plan.
Two hours later, Sister Mary Katherine walked into the convent carrying a suitcase, and she was greeted by the Mother Superior who immediately showed her to her cell. The new nun’s head snapped up at the word cell, but the Mother Superior assured her everything will be to her liking as she opened the door and ushered her inside.
Sister Mary Katherine scanned the room and noted the two single beds with the small table located between them as well as an extremely small, private bathroom in the corner which was equipped with a toilet, sink, and shower stall. There were no windows in the room and the only door besides the one she just entered belonged to a single closet.
While the new nun took in her surroundings, Mother Superior purposefully walked over to the closet, opened the door, and pointed to the covered floor. Sister Mary Katherine nodded her head in understanding as the head of the convent promptly left the room.
The nun quickly strode to the cell door and slid the bolt in place keeping the area safe from any surprise visitors. Reaching under her habit, she pulled out a service revolver from her ankle holster as she made her way to the closet. Moving the large box, she got down on her knees and tried to lift the trap door without any success.
Gently knocking on the floor, she whispered, “Alex, it’s me. Open up.”
The sound of a key in a padlock was heard followed by the lifting of a hasp signaling Olivia to try the door once more. This time it easily lifted up and blonde hair was revealed. She didn’t hesitate to reach down and pull her lover up into her arms.
The two embraced for the longest time before Olivia finally let go and cradled Alex’s face in her hands. Leaning forward she softly kissed her lover’s lips as they both reveled in a feeling neither was certain they would ever experience again.
When the sweet kiss came to an end, the two women stood in the middle of the cramped space smiling at each other like a couple of lovesick fools, and Alex was the first to come out of the stupor.
“Wow, I’ve never kissed a nun before. That was hot,” Alex said as she tried to get her hands under Olivia’s habit.
“You better not have because I’m pretty sure it’s a mortal sin and you’d go straight to hell,” Olivia teasingly replied as she has no trouble sliding her unarmed hand under her lover’s shirt.
Frustrated with not being able to touch anything but Olivia’s face and neck, Alex stated in her best authoritative voice, “Sister Mary Katherine, I want you out of this habit right now.”
Olivia began to laugh, and Alex managed to steer them out of the closet and toward the small beds. Pushing her lover down, Alex climbed on top and began to look for buttons or zippers or anything that would help her remove the black habit.
Just as she had found a set of snaps that would remove the white collar, a knock sounded on the door, and Alex put her head down on her partner’s shoulder and cursed the bad timing.
Back in protector mode, Olivia motioned for Alex to go back down the hidden stairway and lock the trap door behind her. Grudgingly, Alex acquiesced to her lover’s wishes and locked herself back in the basement.
Holding her gun behind her back, Olivia silently moved to the door. She called out and asked for identification, and a muted response let her know it was okay to unlock the bolt.
She opened the door to admit Sister Josephine who was carrying a tray with two bowls of soup and a loaf of bread. There were two glasses of water and two sets of silverware as well. Olivia thanked the nun and made small talk before ushering her back to the cell door.
By the time she has secured the bolt, Alex had climbed back out of the closet and was standing in the middle of the room.
“Damn it, Alex. You need to wait until I let you know it’s safe to come out. Only Mother Superior and Sister Josephine know what’s going on. What if it had been one of the other nuns? What if one of them is an undercover hitwoman?” An obviously upset Olivia questioned her lover.
“An undercover hitwoman dressed as a nun? C’mon Olivia. I’ve only been here an hour. How would she have gotten in here so fast?” Alex asked in a ‘you’ve got to be kidding me’ tone.
“Alex, I’ve known since this morning that you were going to be here. There could have easily been a leak of some kind. And look at me, an undercover cop dressed as a nun. What makes you think no one else can do it?” Olivia replied with a raised voice.
Properly chastised, Alex went over and sat on the bed next to the food in the classic pout position. She reached over and took a sip of water without offering a reply of any kind.
With hands on hips, Olivia exhaled deeply and then moved to sit beside her lover. Reaching out, she took Alex’s hand.
“Alex, I’m sorry I yelled at you. It’s just that we are finally so close to the end of this horrible nightmare, and I don’t want to take any chances that something could go wrong. I love you, and I am going to do everything in my power to keep you safe until the all clear signal has sounded,” Olivia stated as she rubbed her thumb over her partner’s hand.
Alex placed a quick kiss on Olivia’s lips and then turned her attention back to the food.
“C’mon, Sister. Let’s eat this soup before it gets cold.”
The two women sat side by side and consumed their meal as the conversation shifted to Olivia’s stories about everything Alex had missed since she’d been gone.
As they began to get ready for bed, Alex had to help Olivia out of her habit since the detective was unable to figure out how to remove the clothing.
“Damn, this thing was a hell of a lot easier to put on,” Olivia grumbled as Alex tried to decide where to start.
It seemed there are zippers, snaps, and even Velcro that had to be undone, and Olivia was very relieved when the two finally removed the last piece of clothing and she was comfortably dressed in her tank top and boxers.
With both women now dressed for bed, Olivia crawled into the bed closest to the door, and Alex immediately started to follow.
“Alex, you can’t sleep with me. The bed is too tiny,” Olivia stated the obvious.
“Sweetie, I don’t plan to get much sleep tonight,” Alex replied in a sexy voice.
“Alex! We’re in a convent. We can’t have sex in a convent. God will strike us dead,” Olivia nervously responded as she pulled the covers up to her neck.
“Olivia, do you realize how many nights I’ve stayed awake imagining you were lying beside me, touching me, kissing me, making love to me?” Alex asked in a soft voice.
Olivia nodded her head and replied, “Yes, because I did too.”
“So you’re telling me that now that you have the real thing right here in the same room with you that you’re not going to make love to me?” Alex asked as she removed her top leaving her naked from the waist up.
Swallowing, Olivia licked her lips and without any hesitation, moved over holding back the covers in invitation.
As Alex turned out the lamp and crawled into bed with her partner, Olivia slid her hands under Alex’s t-shirt and began to nuzzle her neck.
“You’ll be quiet, right?” Olivia whispered to her lover as she moved one hand further south.
The next morning, the two sated women were awakened by a soft knock on the door, and Alex immediately climbed out of bed and grabbed her clothes on the way to her hiding place. Olivia pulled on her shirt and boxers and waited until Alex was out of sight before calling out to the visitor.
Once again, the correct answer was given, and Sister Josephine entered with two plates filled with eggs and toast. This time the glasses contained milk.
“Sister Mary Katherine, I mean Olivia, Mother Superior wanted me to ask you if everything is okay. She said she heard moaning off and on during the night and was afraid one of you had gotten sick,” Sister Josephine said in a very concerned voice.
With a beet red face, Olivia stuttered, “Um, Alex did feel a little ill last night, but she’s much better now.”
Satisfied that neither woman needed medical assistance, Sister Josephine nodded her head and walked toward the door, promising to return later to check on Alex. Olivia opened it just enough for the nun to exit with the tray from last night. Closing it behind her, she locked the bolt and headed for the closet to retrieve her ‘sick’ lover.
The two women repeated the routine for the next two days with no word from Elliott or Agent Hammond. Olivia began to get a little worried that something had gone wrong, but Alex explained that they had to be patient which was a virtue she had learned the hard way through this entire ordeal.
Immediately following the moaning incident, Alex decided to ask Sister Josephine to dine with her and Olivia at each meal in hopes of learning any bit of information as to what was going on in the outside world. Neither woman had stepped foot outside the cell since Olivia first arrived, and Sister Josephine was the only contact they had.
The nun had also kept Olivia abreast of the major league baseball standings much to Alex’s dismay. It seemed the two women were die hard Yankees fans, and once they started talking about baseball, Alex couldn’t get a word in edgewise.
On a positive note, Sister Josephine hadn’t asked about the moans anymore since Olivia warned her lover that there would be no more love making unless they were both quiet as mice. Alex muttered how she couldn’t wait to finally get home where she’d be able to scream to her heart’s content.
At the end of the fourth day, a knock sounded on the door, and Olivia and Alex routinely went through the security ritual for what seemed like the hundredth time. When Olivia heard Elliott’s voice on the other side, she flung the door open and pulled him into the room by the front of his shirt.
“They got him, Olivia. Agent Hammond has given the all clear,” Elliott explained as Olivia began to cry, and Elliott pulled her into a comforting hug.
Seconds later, the trapdoor flew open, and Alex’s head poked out of the hole to see what all the excitement was about. Seeing her lover crying, she leapt up the wooden stairway and joined in on the group hug. An ecstatic Elliott pulled both of his girls closer saying a prayer of thanks that everything would return to normal soon.
Amid all the joy, a rather large problem developed when they learned the press somehow managed to follow Elliott to the convent, and now there were dozens of reporters and several news vans parked out front. A pissed off Elliott promised to clear a path to the car even if he had to take out a few newsmen in the process.
Olivia and Alex each gave Mother Superior and Sister Josephine a hug before they left the convent gate, and Alex promised to come back and visit as well as donate money to fix the nearby children’s home. Turning toward the car, the two detectives and their former ADA took a deep breath and sprinted to Elliott’s car while reporters joined in the chase.
Watching from the gate, Mother Superior shook her head as she watched all the media people swarm the three. She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the trio reach the car and slam the doors, but was again upset when she noticed the news people all running to their cars to follow.
“Lord, please let those poor women have some peace and quiet,” the elderly nun quietly prayed.
Several seconds later, she acted astonished when every one of the news trucks and cars still stood in their original parking space, and she laughed as each driver got out and kicked their front tire cursing aloud.
“God truly works in mysterious ways, Reverend Mother,” Sister Josephine stated as the two nuns walked back into their convent where each went their separate way, one to the chapel and the other to place the wire cutters back into the tool drawer.
Elliott couldn't believe that he was able to lose the reporters so quickly, but he decided to chalk it up to divine intervention as he pulled in front of a luxury hotel.
Olivia and Alex glanced at the tall building and were perplexed by the reason for their stop, but Elliott explained that Agent Hammond thought that Alex should lay low for a couple of days to let the press die down some. He also mentioned that Captain Cragen had given strict orders for Olivia to take all the time she needed to acclimate Alex back into her life.
Not waiting for any more explanations, each woman climbed out of the car as Elliott pressed a key into Olivia’s hand. They each gave Elliott one last hug before retrieving their luggage from the back seat and walking to the front entrance.
The two women headed straight for the elevator and when the doors closed, Alex glanced down the key in Olivia’s hand and let out a chuckle. Confused, Olivia looked at her lover as Alex took the key and placed it in one of the slots. The elevator immediately headed to the penthouse floor.
Both women marveled at the size of the room in comparison to their cell at the convent, and Alex decided to advantage of the spacious master bath since she wasn’t able to shower before they left the convent. Olivia offered to unpack and told her lover to take her time.
Freshly showered and naked save for the loosely tied hotel robe, Alex returned to the master bedroom and found Olivia patiently sitting at the end of the bed dressed in her nun’s habit.
Moving forward like a predator stalking her prey, Alex strode towards the bed with a cocky grin as she allowed the robe to fall to the floor mid-journey.
“Sister Mary Katherine, I’m so glad you decided to join me, but I do have to warn you; one night with me, and you’ll lose your religion,” Alex purred as she reached for the all too willing nun.
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Date: 2006-09-19 11:30 pm (UTC)You're so right about the tan. I went to Catholic school and every one of those nuns looked pale as a sheet except one. Her face and hands were almost always tan, but until now, I never thought about how white the rest of her body must be. Thank you so much for putting that image in my head.
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Date: 2006-09-20 10:58 pm (UTC)No kidding! I had to keep those images out of my head when I was writing this one, and then
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Date: 2006-09-20 08:08 pm (UTC)“God truly works in mysterious ways, Reverend Mother,” Sister Josephine states as the two nuns walk back into their convent where each go their separate way, one to the chapel and the other to place the wire cutters back into the tool drawer.
swear to god [uhoh!!] that was the funniest damn thing i've read in like forever.. WONDERFUL WONDERFUL
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