Maybe we need to come up with some sort of disclaimer to put on your fics when you venture into a new community. Let's see.......

Warning--teasing ahead. No actual sex will ever actually be written into the scene; however, the reader is free to use her imagination if need be. Occasional references to nudity may find its way into the story, and a bed may also be mentioned, but that is as far as the scene will take you. You have been forewarned; read at your own risk.