Wow, thanks for the wonderful compliments. I know I've used a similar Grissom bit before, but I'm still trying to exorcise that image from my brain. As for the crackers, something very similar happened to me last year at school. I was in dire need of chocolate, and the damn machine was holding my M&Ms hostage. I beat on the machine to no avail so two other teachers helped me tilt it forward until my M&Ms fell. It didn't pop me in the nose, but it did bonk me on the head. The headache was worth it though; I had my M&Ms.